Terrorism on Two Wheels
Police for Ohio University have charged a 28-year old grad student with "Inducing panic" because his bike (like many nationwide) had a sticker on it for the punk rock band "This Bike is a Pipe Bomb".
I award the Ohio University Police Department the "Paranoid Idiots of the Day Award".
The bike, by the way, caused no panic except to the paranoid, clueless officer that flipped out when he saw it locked up. A bomb squad was called in. They destroyed the bike with a hydraulic press and SURPRISE! It's a bike. With a sticker. For a nationally-known band. Well, technically it USED to be a bike before the they SAVED US FROM THE EVIL MENACE...
Someone should take the guy's gun away before he shoots someone for calling "Hi Jack" to a friend in another car. Oooh... scary bicycle... Boo!